"Oh visitors!  My name is Boogie.  Let me show you around."

"Little guys like me hang out in the kitchen with our human servants.  We get lots of attention."

"This is the indoor portion of the big dog kennel.  It's climate controlled for their comfort.  The buckets hold personal belongs such as collars and harnesses.  A chart is kept on each dog tracking diet, medication and specific requirements."

"Here is the play area, also known as the exercise yards.  For safety reasons the dogs aren't allowed to play together but they can interact through the fences."

I'm booking my reservation right now!"